meatpole

Another slang for the male private part, PENIS.

DANG MAN, all these shones think they can handle a MAN like me, but when i WHACK OUT THIS HARD MEATPOLE they get nervous.

by notsag January 4, 2008

MeatPole

A pole made out of meat.

i eat meatpole(s). yum?

by SabrinaIsBeanie September 12, 2010

Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.

Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.

by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009

meathole mangler

The ultimate vagina destroyer. To bore a women's vagina out until you leave it in to a gaping hole. To pummel the meat curtains.

He said his name was ERIC B , but after having sex with the meathole mangler I felt as if I just gave birth to triplets.

by Meatholemangler June 2, 2017

Chocolate Meathole

The gaping void or "bore-hole" left in a rectum following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after rigorous and sustained intercourse.
cf meathole

"...as he cheerfully lapped the foetid felch from her freshly excavated chocolate meathole he felt an unexpected ..."

by violinclination January 18, 2009

meatholes

A really rude pornographic website, run by Khan Tusion.

my meatholes membership expired

by wank January 7, 2005

meathole

The gaping hole left in an orifice following the withdrawal of a penis or implement after intercourse occasioning dilation.
cf Chocolate Meathole

".. so after he'd cum all over her heaving bosom he set to work lapping up the juice dribbling from the freshly serviced and still gaping meathole left by his earlier debaucheries."

by violinclination January 18, 2009