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Meatbiter 

A Person who loves to hate on something or someone because they don't find them to be their cup of tea

This is the opposite of being a Meatrider
Person 1: OMG Windows and Mac OS Suck!, Linux FTW!!

Person 2: What is his problem???

Person 3: oh he is just a Windows and Mac OS Meatbiter and a Linux Meatrider
Meatbiter by SpaceXNASA23 August 21, 2023

Quantum Meatrider 

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.
Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.
Quantum Meatrider by get_got February 10, 2023
Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."
John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"

Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"
MeatRider by iTalkSwavey October 27, 2012

Tetrapod Meatrider 

Somebody who is obsessed with tetrapods, i.e. someone who isn’t apart of “Cookie Clickers against Tetrapods” movement.
Person A: “Hey, do you know Clayton? He’s a real tetrapod meatrider.”
Person B: “Yeah, unlike Amia, Brandon and Mark, who hate tetrapods.”
Tetrapod Meatrider by amiaiyaya October 1, 2023

metaliteral 

When a statement is both metaphorical and literal at the same time.
Justin's friends wanted him to wake up metaliterally, both from his state of sleep and to the fact that he was wasting his days being a hermit in his room.
metaliteral by Ruck87 March 10, 2008

Meatitarian 

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.
Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!
Meatitarian by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010