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meat whistle 

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...
man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

Meat whistle tuner 

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.
We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

meat whistle 

"Blow on my dick like a meat whistle you whore!"
meat whistle by MT Sack June 21, 2003

meat whistle musician 

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.
"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."
meat whistle musician by AquaX December 24, 2007

meat whistle 

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.
Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!
meat whistle by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008