meat pole

Male cock usually 8-12 inches in length and 2 inches wide. (predominantly black)

Dude Jade rode that meat pole like fuckin sea biscuit

by get the fuck outta my grill February 21, 2005

meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

by BJ May 13, 2005

cut meat pole

Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.

Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??

by Kikia76 January 9, 2021

Meat Pole de enorme

Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.

Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.

by BlackyChan69 June 17, 2016

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

pole meat

Venacular term for, "Stripper."

That bitch izza hot piece of pole meat.

by Corn Hole 420 October 29, 2007

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015