meat glock 

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.

I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher

meat glock by Baz July 18, 2004

Meatlocks 

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

Meatlocks by Superdouche January 16, 2010

meatlocker 

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?

I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.

meatlocker by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008

Muppet Meatlocker 

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

Muppet Meatlocker by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

MeatLocker 

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex

Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker

MeatLocker by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009

Meatlocks 

Meatlocks are fat, girthy arms on women that look like they could choke out Lou Ferrigno.

Greg: Go ask that chick to dance.
Me: Which one?
Greg: The one with the meatlocks.
Me: No thanks, faggot
Greg: Hahaha!

I tried to go all "Over the Top" on that bitch but her meatlocks put me out of business. She was one tough customer.

Meatlocks by colbra June 30, 2011

Meatlock 

When so much meat is consumed that the digestive process stalls

Following Christmas dinner I had such bad meatlock it took until NYE to recover

Meatlock by Gomezz77 October 2, 2016