Meatlock

When so much meat is consumed that the digestive process stalls

Following Christmas dinner I had such bad meatlock it took until NYE to recover

by Gomezz77 October 2, 2016

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010

Matlock

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Meatsockin'

The act of drunkenly hot tubbing in the nude. The half aroused male junk resembles a meaty windsock.

Party was awesome, had some drinks, went meatsockin'

by Alan Shitty February 25, 2010

meatrocket

Another euphemism for cock

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009