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MeatLocker 

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex
Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker
MeatLocker by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009

Muppet Meatlocker 

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.
Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.
Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!
meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

Meatlocks 

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.
Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.
Meatlocks by Superdouche January 16, 2010

meatrocket 

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
meatrocket by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

Metalrocker 

Someone who is both a Metalhead and a Rocker.
Sam: I've heard that you like both metal and rock
Lily: yes
Sam: So you are a metalrocker