meatlocker

Basically its a vagina, if you put it together in your head it makes sense. Ask yourself the question, what locks meat?

I am going to punch her in her meatlocker tonight.

by blademaster21212 February 28, 2008

MeatLocker

Term used for woman whose only use in a relationship is for sex

Guy 1: Hey, whose that chick you was with the other day

Guy 2: Oh her?.. she's my little MeatLocker

by ProjectBorn November 10, 2009

Muppet Meatlocker

The act of fisting a someone whilst wearing a muppet hand-puppet.

Guy 1: How'd your date go last night?
Guy 2: Dude i absolutely gave him the Muppet Meatlocker. he loved it!

Girl: I heard from your girlfriend you gave her the Muppet Meatlocker.
Guy: Yeah, she told me it was great as a one time thing.

by HowDidIGetHereIDontLikeIt February 20, 2018

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

Meatlocks

Very saggy breasts; Usually long enough to touch the middle of the abdomen. When doing push-ups, they will touch the ground, even with the arms fully extended.

Justine has some pretty nasty meatlocks.

by Superdouche January 16, 2010

meatrocket

Another euphemism for cock

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

Metalrocker

Someone who is both a Metalhead and a Rocker.

Sam: I've heard that you like both metal and rock
Lily: yes
Sam: So you are a metalrocker

by Ginger The Chamrosh April 12, 2021