meat bean 

a woman's clitoris

flicking the "meat bean"

meat bean by Paulie Poonanni January 6, 2009

Bean Meat 

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.

Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.

Bean Meat by AmieCraver January 19, 2024

meat and two bean combo 

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

meat and two bean combo by SpokaneDeezy January 17, 2008

meat beanie 

The foreskin of one's uncircumcised penis.

Mother; I don't want our son to be circumcised.
Father; Fine, I guess he's going to have a meat beanie.

meat beanie by Jhalika January 7, 2014

Meat Beanie 

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Jack’s meat beanie keeps his sleepyhead warm.

Meat Beanie by Firecrotch108 December 31, 2023

Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

Meat 'n Beans by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

MeatBeans 

A horrifying creature known to eat babies. Usually sporting weird hair colors and a pale white face. There have been many other deities who have tried to take him down, but they get eaten and pooped out as a god-turd.

MeatBeans, the true lord of the universe, will eventually eat you.

MeatBeans by meatbeans February 18, 2021