meanmon 

A meanmon is a guy who thinks calling it a joke can fix anything and doesn’t understand that you have to be close to have jokes.

This friend of yours is a real meanmon

meanmon by Baconator1238 February 7, 2018

manmones

Orginated from the word "Man Hormones".
It is to describe one who displays characteristics of the male gender without being a male.

Kayla: Why is her voice so low?
Jess: Because she has manmones.
Kayla: ohhh...

manmones by xikah October 4, 2006

meatmonster 

a large penis, phallic-saurus

co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite

meatmonster by frankgrimey February 1, 2008

Davenport Meatmonster 

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

Davenport Meatmonster by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

Meatmonster 

A very large penis, usually prevalent on the African American and Redneck populations.

Dude, I just saw you looking at that mofucka's meatmonster in the dumpster.

Meatmonster by Ngn660 June 9, 2009

Meanmometer 

A device that measures how god awful, mean and down right heart breaking your comments about the plebs around you are!

(Mike & Carla walk into the gym)
Mike: are you kidding, this women is eating a Big Mac while on the exercise bike!
Carla: omg! What the hell! Take a picture!
Mike: she only has half a butt cheek on the bike seat, they should make a bigger seat and a value meal holder for that heffa!
Carla: Damn baby! Your meanmometer is off the charts today!

Meanmometer by Meanery101 October 11, 2016

Manmonal 

the syndrome of emotions and behaviors exhibited by men when they are being overly dramatic due to their manly hormones including, but not limited to: crying, petulousness, passive aggression, whining, slamming objects forcefully, throwing objects, pouting, or hiding in their room.

"Brad, did you just eat my entire stash of candy bars after I told you not to?"
"NO!" *throws 15 empty candy bar wrappers to the ground*
"Wow Brad, way to be so manmonal..."

Manmonal by HauntedVelcro September 30, 2019