Meanmometer

A device that measures how god awful, mean and down right heart breaking your comments about the plebs around you are!

(Mike & Carla walk into the gym)
Mike: are you kidding, this women is eating a Big Mac while on the exercise bike!
Carla: omg! What the hell! Take a picture!
Mike: she only has half a butt cheek on the bike seat, they should make a bigger seat and a value meal holder for that heffa!
Carla: Damn baby! Your meanmometer is off the charts today!

Meanmometer by Meanery101 October 11, 2016

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Memometer

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.

Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.

Memometer by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011

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Manometer

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

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manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

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Manometer

A device used to measure the manliness of an object.

Billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly

Manometer by mrmangunn March 19, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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