meanjob

When your boy, “typically named Richie”, goes to the Whataburger at 6:00 am to blow your dad. (No homo, it’s a dick) but he’s mad about it when you bring it up.

Richie, why did you take so long to get breakfast? Meanjob.

by Shobbit18 September 1, 2019

meantobee

Meantobee-Medical progress

Doing what they do was meantobee!

by Lane Diamond November 22, 2020

manjob

When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.

If Clara would just give me a manjob, I would probably marry her.

by Impossibility December 26, 2006

ManJob

When a straight man gives another straight man a hand job

only to be done by the best of friends.

only to be done when very lonely and can't get no bitches to do it.

Its not gay

Sean: So you ready to give me that ManJob?
Colin: Yes just close your eyes
Sean: Its not Gay
Colin: I Know

by John Lembo November 12, 2010

meatjob

Slapping around a penis in order to "get it up".

Dude, I couldn't get hard last night so I had to ask for a meatjob.

by L.B.J. May 21, 2007

manjoban

Cute motherfucker how has an attitude of a great boy also is in love with 3 girls at a time.

Manjoban is so fucking cute

by Jack Hamilton October 25, 2020

manjob

when a straight man and another straight man give each other handjobs when not making eye contact

Jarred and I gave each other manjobs yesterday night. Its better than a fleshlight!

by Bshea992 February 10, 2008