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meatjockey
A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.
Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!
meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011
Related Words
Meat Job • Matjob • meanjob • meatlob • meatmobile • meatrobb • meat jousting • Meat gobbler • meat goblin • Meat Jockey
meatlob
meatrobb
I came home to find out my philly cheese steak leftovers had been meatrobbed, so, I had a sandwich with just onion and peppers... yuck.
meatrobb by NicholasLaszlo August 4, 2009
Matjob
Meat Job
Completely generic human being. Someone who lacks any real character or traits worth possessing. Listens to whatever band was popular that week and doesn't have real conversations. They are inferior to a real person in every social and mental way.
meatmobile
(meet-moe-beel)noun:
the figurative 'band wagon' someone jumps onto when riding someone's meat. In other words, one will jump upon the meatmobile when they begin to talk negatively about someone else.
the figurative 'band wagon' someone jumps onto when riding someone's meat. In other words, one will jump upon the meatmobile when they begin to talk negatively about someone else.
Paw: Mad about him hardcore chill'n
Nort: Mad he needs to do something with himself, really.
Paw: Um, mad about your backseat riding, who said you could jump on the meatmobile?
Nort: Mad he needs to do something with himself, really.
Paw: Um, mad about your backseat riding, who said you could jump on the meatmobile?
meatmobile by Hardcore... October 15, 2007
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