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meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.
Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!
meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011
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An expression of excitment used in a suprising situation
Meatlob! Did that really just happen?
meatlob by AlexN September 17, 2005

meatrobb 

The act of making yourself a leftover dish and taking out all the meat / good stuff.
I came home to find out my philly cheese steak leftovers had been meatrobbed, so, I had a sandwich with just onion and peppers... yuck.
meatrobb by NicholasLaszlo August 4, 2009
When a girl rubs your penis from outside of your pants.
Stacey came over but she only gave me a Matjob :(
Matjob by Jsizzle November 25, 2014

Meat Job 

Completely generic human being. Someone who lacks any real character or traits worth possessing. Listens to whatever band was popular that week and doesn't have real conversations. They are inferior to a real person in every social and mental way.
Wow. They should really take these Meat Jobs and chop them into soylent green. Thats the only use for them i can come up with at the moment.
Meat Job by Merlin122 October 23, 2004

meatmobile 

(meet-moe-beel)noun:
the figurative 'band wagon' someone jumps onto when riding someone's meat. In other words, one will jump upon the meatmobile when they begin to talk negatively about someone else.
Paw: Mad about him hardcore chill'n

Nort: Mad he needs to do something with himself, really.

Paw: Um, mad about your backseat riding, who said you could jump on the meatmobile?
meatmobile by Hardcore... October 15, 2007