When a straight man gives another straight man a hand job
only to be done by the best of friends.
only to be done when very lonely and can't get no bitches to do it.
Its not gay
only to be done by the best of friends.
only to be done when very lonely and can't get no bitches to do it.
Its not gay
Sean: So you ready to give me that ManJob?
Colin: Yes just close your eyes
Sean: Its not Gay
Colin: I Know
Colin: Yes just close your eyes
Sean: Its not Gay
Colin: I Know
by John Lembo November 10, 2010
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When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.
by Impossibility December 21, 2006
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When a straight dude gives a straight dude a hand job and the guy getting the hand job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
Kind of like a 'bro-job'
Kind of like a 'bro-job'
jim: bob, I dare you to give tom a man job.
bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.
tom:Awwww! yeaaaaaa!
bob: OWWW! not in my eye!
bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.
tom:Awwww! yeaaaaaa!
bob: OWWW! not in my eye!
by fuckertheduckerwholikestotruck April 17, 2009
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by Bshea992 February 10, 2008
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BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.
JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?
BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?
JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?
BOB: You have to give me a man-job?
JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?
BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!
JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!
JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?
BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?
JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?
BOB: You have to give me a man-job?
JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?
BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!
JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!
by Sally September 14, 2004
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When a straight man offers another straight man a blow job in return for something. Usually in lieu of cash or payment of something.
Guy1- You still got that board?
Guy2- Yea
Guy1- Can I have it?
Guy2- For 65 bucks...
Guy1- How about a manjob?
Guy2- ok
Guy2- Yea
Guy1- Can I have it?
Guy2- For 65 bucks...
Guy1- How about a manjob?
Guy2- ok
by Slo43 March 09, 2009
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