meadrising 

pretending to text but only looking through a cellphones menu

william had no-one to talk to so instead he started meadrising.

meadrising by Dundle April 23, 2008

Meatriding

When one person is obsessed with someone and does everything they can to get someone else to like them. This usually happens because this person is annoying as shit and can’t make any friends if they don’t meatride

Colton: “Hey John, let’s go play some fortnight duo’s and not let anyone else play so I can be friends with you even though I’m a fat ass grease ball with no motivation to do anything other than praise you”

Everyone else: “Colton, stop meatriding!”

Meatriding by HighCouncil December 9, 2021

merrising 

The act of being a fur wearing leech, that sucks life out of any fun situation.

When a man is owned like a cheap piece of furniture.

Good god. That girl is merrising so hard core! lets go somewhere else.

No, he cant come out tonight he is merrising.

I'm sorry about that guys I was merrising bad.

merrising by cammel jockey November 20, 2011

Meatriding

Mohamed met Rayan

Mohamed is meatriding Rayan opnieuw.

Meatriding by DaggoeVanRayan November 8, 2023

madriding 

Unnecessarily in a hurry.

"Dirk relax... stop madriding! It doesn't matter what time we arrive."

madriding by dnunz April 30, 2008

meatriding

the act of verbally massaging someones dick

principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"

meatriding by duccr August 16, 2022

Meatriding

When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.

Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.

Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?

Meatriding by FunniManHeHeHeHa October 25, 2023