When one person is obsessed with someone and does everything they can to get someone else to like them. This usually happens because this person is annoying as shit and can’t make any friends if they don’t meatride
Colton: “Hey John, let’s go play some fortnight duo’s and not let anyone else play so I can be friends with you even though I’m a fat ass grease ball with no motivation to do anything other than praise you”
principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"
When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.
Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.
Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.