Meatriding

When one person is obsessed with someone and does everything they can to get someone else to like them. This usually happens because this person is annoying as shit and can’t make any friends if they don’t meatride

Colton: “Hey John, let’s go play some fortnight duo’s and not let anyone else play so I can be friends with you even though I’m a fat ass grease ball with no motivation to do anything other than praise you”

Everyone else: “Colton, stop meatriding!”

Meatriding by HighCouncil December 9, 2021

Meatriding

Mohamed met Rayan

Mohamed is meatriding Rayan opnieuw.

Meatriding by DaggoeVanRayan November 8, 2023

meatriding

the act of verbally massaging someones dick

principal- "hey guys please remember to keep your phones away during school"
meatrider teacher- "yeah guys no phones during school"
based chad- "stfu is your favorite activity meatriding"

meatriding by duccr August 16, 2022

Meatriding

When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.

Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.

Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?

Meatriding by FunniManHeHeHeHa October 25, 2023

Meatriding

To talk about another person in an overly flattering manner, especially their body or physical appearance (usually when they are not around to hear it)

Bailey was totally meatriding that blue team guy in the gym earlier

Meatriding by Baileythemeatrider March 7, 2025

Meat Riding

When someone is defending/fighting for someone so hard to the point, were they're theoretically riding they're dick in a sense

Some Dude: "you get not bitches"

Other Dude:"on god bro"

Stop meat riding bro

Meat Riding by Tanbir's 3rd Braincell August 13, 2022

meat riding

When you side with one person in a conversation.

Dude one: "Im good at basketball you some ass!"
Dude two: "Yea bro you suck!"
Dude three: "Stop meat riding that dude!"

meat riding by Your boy Kam January 24, 2017