mcquirk

A person with a depressingly small and shrivelled penis. They regularly rub their penises on cheese and finger their own anus

Mcquirk: I have a small penis and finger my anus, therefore I am a Mcquirk

by TheBestowerOfWisdom October 18, 2020

coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".

by person yo-yo June 20, 2006

McQuicky

A person who ditches people, without them noticing. Probably because they don't want to hang out with them, or don't want to be seen with them.

Girl 1: Where's Shanaynay?
Girl 2: Damn! She just pulled a McQuicky on us!

by McQuickster December 16, 2008

McQuickie

Getting a blow job from a fat chick.

Dude I am so ashamed of myself, I got a McQuickie from this huge ass chick last night.

by Shadow21594 March 1, 2011

Shirt Mcguirk

Any random, unintelligable, gibberish uttered by a intoxicated person.

God, Ben drunk dialed me last night and left me a 5 minute voice mail of nothing but Shirt McGuirk.

by Rawlz March 24, 2005

jizzy mcquire

A masterbation technique that alows one to use his previous load as lubricant for his second jerk.

After catching his mess in his right hand, Zach used his lil swimmers as lubricant in his second jerk, which was the infamous jizzy mcquire.

by mikesegy September 26, 2008

McQuicky

Cheap, fast, violent oral sex in the bathroom stall of a McDonald's.

Lucy's such a slut! She gave Thomas a McQuicky last Sunday before church.

by l'enfant_jesus April 13, 2014