mcguirk 

verb. sounds like "magurk." when you throw up in the back of your mouth just enough so that you can taste it and it makes you gag, but not enough to spew puke out of your mouth. It is normally induced by something abnormally gross.

guy: did you hear that fat sally got doublepenetrated?

me: ahh dude I just mcguirked.

mcguirk by mixmastamike March 12, 2008

coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".

coach mcguirk by person yo-yo June 20, 2006

Shirt Mcguirk 

Any random, unintelligable, gibberish uttered by a intoxicated person.

God, Ben drunk dialed me last night and left me a 5 minute voice mail of nothing but Shirt McGuirk.

Shirt Mcguirk by Rawlz March 24, 2005

Spunk McGuire 

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

Spunk McGuire by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

Lizzie McGuire fabulous

An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire

“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”

Lizzie McGuire fabulous by TK2000 October 29, 2023

McGuired 

The ultimate level of intoxication. This happens beyond the blackout stage, and can cause one to do ricidulous, unexplainable things. When McGuired, one often does not wake up in their but, but often on their couch or kitchen floor.

Q: Are you going out tonight?
A: Yeah, but I don't want to drink so much that I get McGuired

McGuired by mcguire4313 October 14, 2008

mcgurkle

a shiny penis

OMG Melissa, did you see that mcgurkle?

mcgurkle by leshen25 February 18, 2011