mcmuff 

A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.

Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.

mcmuff by snappy's February 5, 2008

McMuff 

The feeling you get after you drink Smirnoff Watermelon and just want tofight someone

Dude i just had two watermelon mimosas, leave me alone or ill mcmuff your ass!!!

McMuff by turk1982 November 30, 2014

McMuff Diving 

The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.

I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?

McMuff Diving by Dlinkquent June 16, 2009

Mcmuff dive 

To go down on a fat girl.

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.

Mcmuff dive by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

McMuff'n 

When you absolutely fucking yam the individual ingredients of an egg McMuffin into your girls pussy, proceed to vehemently rock her shit to assemble the sandwich, add your "special sauce," and have her eat it.

"Hey man, why you be stoppin by the grocery store so often?"
"Oh Jessica got really into McMuff'n lately"

McMuff'n by AntonymShark December 21, 2024

Egg McMuff 

A Comical way of refering to an Egg McMuffin. Part of the McDonalds breakfast menu.

Guy1: I'm just gonna swing by McDonalds and grab a burger, you want anything?

Guy2: Yeah pick us up an Egg McMuff mate.

Egg McMuff by ThompsonDB October 16, 2006

Egg McMuff 

A play on words referring to a girls vag or eating a girl out

Friend 1: What did you and your girl do last night?
Friend 2: We went out to eat..
Friend 1: What did you have?
Friend 2: An egg mcmuff
Friend 1: Oh snap. Thats wassup.
-fist bump-

Egg McMuff by Cbabys November 4, 2016