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A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.
Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.
mcmuff by snappy's February 5, 2008
Words you can keep
The feeling you get after you drink Smirnoff Watermelon and just want tofight someone
Dude i just had two watermelon mimosas, leave me alone or ill mcmuff your ass!!!
McMuff by turk1982 November 30, 2014

McMuff Diving 

The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.
I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?
McMuff Diving by Dlinkquent June 16, 2009

Mcmuff dive 

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.
Mcmuff dive by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

McMuff'n 

When you absolutely fucking yam the individual ingredients of an egg McMuffin into your girls pussy, proceed to vehemently rock her shit to assemble the sandwich, add your "special sauce," and have her eat it.
"Hey man, why you be stoppin by the grocery store so often?"
"Oh Jessica got really into McMuff'n lately"
McMuff'n by AntonymShark December 21, 2024

Egg McMuff 

A Comical way of refering to an Egg McMuffin. Part of the McDonalds breakfast menu.
Guy1: I'm just gonna swing by McDonalds and grab a burger, you want anything?

Guy2: Yeah pick us up an Egg McMuff mate.
Egg McMuff by ThompsonDB October 16, 2006

Egg McMuff 

A play on words referring to a girls vag or eating a girl out
Friend 1: What did you and your girl do last night?
Friend 2: We went out to eat..
Friend 1: What did you have?
Friend 2: An egg mcmuff
Friend 1: Oh snap. Thats wassup.
-fist bump-
Egg McMuff by Cbabys November 4, 2016
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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