McMuffdiver

Similar to a McGangbang, a McMuffdiver consists of a McDouble, and, replacing the spicy McChicken, a Fillet-O-Fish placed in-between the patties

"Have you ever had a McMuffDiver?"

"Nah, I don't like fish"

by Sndndb June 27, 2023

Muffdiver

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018

muffdiver

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc

That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver

by wulf February 15, 2003

collegiate muffdiver

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

by C. T. May May 11, 2010

egg mcmuffdive

an alternative form of egg mcmuffin

At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."

by You know who it is. March 29, 2008

muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

muffdiver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005