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Muffdiver 

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.
“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”
Muffdiver by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018

muffdiver 

One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc
That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver
muffdiver by wulf February 15, 2003

collegiate muffdiver 

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.
"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

egg mcmuffdive

At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."

muffdiver 

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson
muffdiver by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

muffdiver 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)
I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.
muffdiver by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005