mcmuff

A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.

Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

McMuff

The feeling you get after you drink Smirnoff Watermelon and just want tofight someone

Dude i just had two watermelon mimosas, leave me alone or ill mcmuff your ass!!!

by turk1982 December 1, 2014

McMuff Diving

The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.

I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?

by Dlinkquent June 17, 2009

Mcmuff dive

To go down on a fat girl.

Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.

by Illtryanythingtwice December 5, 2013

Egg McMuff

A Comical way of refering to an Egg McMuffin. Part of the McDonalds breakfast menu.

Guy1: I'm just gonna swing by McDonalds and grab a burger, you want anything?

Guy2: Yeah pick us up an Egg McMuff mate.

by ThompsonDB October 16, 2006

Egg McMuff

A play on words referring to a girls vag or eating a girl out

Friend 1: What did you and your girl do last night?
Friend 2: We went out to eat..
Friend 1: What did you have?
Friend 2: An egg mcmuff
Friend 1: Oh snap. Thats wassup.
-fist bump-

by Cbabys November 5, 2016