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Michael McDiddle 

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

fatty mcdaddy 

fatty mcdaddy is a kid with 1 dad and 28 kids ( they were all adopted). hes fat and loves mcdons especially 20 nuggs
I want to be one of fatty mcdaddys kids

Fatty mcdaddy 

Fatty mcdaddy is a kid from Jerusalem he prays to Buddha with his son and 28 grandchildren.he eats lots of gherkins that's why he's called fatty mcdaddy.
See that fatty mcdaddy praying to jesus over there? He's really religious
Fatty mcdaddy by Religious nun March 22, 2017

mcdiddle 

a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.
mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.
mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
A creepy old man that works at McDonalds and tries to pick up kids while working.
Man that McDiddler that just gave me my food slipped his phone number in the bag....what a deusch berry.
McDiddler by stuart Flinders March 9, 2006
The McDaddy is the daddy of all daddies, all other daddies are inferior to the title of McDaddy. He is THE daddy.
See that Mcdaddy over there? All other daddies can only aspire to be as much of a daddy as he is.
McDaddy by The real Mcdaddy June 8, 2020