Van McCann is the lead singer of Catfish And The Bottlemen. He is known for his love of bananas, music, and FIFA. Fans may call him Damn McCann, or Van The Man. Van's real name is actually Ryan Evan McCann but he goes by Van.

"I love Van McCann from Catfish And The Bottlemen!"
"I love him too! He's smokin' hot."

Van McCann by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald June 9, 2016

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McCannical

The process of offing your child and covering it up in an efficient controlled manner.

He set about his grim task with McCannical efficiency

McCannical by Disastrous June 6, 2011

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McCann

To make money and become a celebrity on the back of a tragedy. Using the newspapers for a purpose and then claiming to be hounded. To expose ones children/pet to dangers and then state that you are a good parent/owner. To blame everyone else for your errors for the purpose of 'damage limitation'.

Yeah they got cash coming in from everywhere and they still want more - they are pulling a 'McCann'

Jade Goody was crying on tv faking her sadness, she was trying to pull a 'McCann'

McCann by vix_derby March 16, 2008

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McCann

To act with lethal irresponsibility towards one's children

leaving three children alone (7yrs and 3 years each) in a holiday flat in portugual whilst you swan off to sample a meal - just from the point of view of the well known problems that these holiday flats have with gas / fire safety standards and the number of gassings that have happened this way - let alone the fact one of the children was taken you'd have to be doing a McCann right?

McCann by mamboo October 3, 2007

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