mazzied

When a man or woman proposes to another with a haribo ring, which is then consumed. The consumer is then nourished by the love of the ring giver for all eternity.

Me and Pete got mazzied last night

by A mazzied man February 9, 2014

Malzied

A person who defaults on an obligation, especially a small one. Basically borrows money and doesn’t pay it back.

I gave my buddy Dave $80 and he malzied me!

by KingB1026 September 7, 2020

Mazzie

Another nickname for the little rat Maisie Peters who is going on her big rat You Signed Up For This tour.

Sees Maisie Peters: ‘oh look there’s mazzie’
Checks Instagram: ‘sees that mazziememes (mazzie’s biggest promoter) has just posted new memes’

by Rhubarb March 5, 2022

mazzindacut

A racist hair cut

If your parents have a mazzindacut I consider them racist

by Hdhxjud December 21, 2022

Mazzie Massacre

One of the most feisty felines on earth. Yes, she is one aggressive hellcat. Her motto will always be,"Let The Massacre Commence."

"Remember that woman Mazzie Massacre, she's insanely feisty!"

by Reignofdarkness February 28, 2015

mazzed

Australian slang for getting married.

They are getting mazzed in a small ceremony on Saturday. Yewww.

by FlashSaviorOfTheUniverse February 28, 2019

Mazzie

A socially acceptable term for recreationally masturbating. Mazzie can be used frequently, in any situation and with no negative recourse or connotations.

"Hey man, wanna go to the gym?"

"Yeah, give us a bit, just having a mazzie"

by verslayer March 23, 2013