a picnic between men. No glasses, no napkins. Whiskey only. The beverage of true men... and pretzels. Typically set up in a place where women can't hear you, so you can outline your counteroffensive and trashtalk them.

What the hell, man? This isn't some romantic princess picnic - this is a manly picnic.

Manly Picnic by RAGESTARVED October 20, 2012

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Malyk Santíago

Malyk Santíago is a perfect charming Model who is very nice to everyone he surrounds himself by, who doesn’t let anyone bring him down, he’s super supportive, And loves each and one of his fans that supports him to the fullest including his haters, he is a very amazing outgoing person to be around, he is a very authentic and unique person on this planet, because there’s no one like him. But don’t let his niceness and cuteness fool you, he can be mean ten times you think sometimes but only towards his haters.

A Hater — “ he think he’s all that.”
Malyk Santíago — “ laughs & continues to stay unbothered.”

Malyk Santíago by Goddess.eyptian February 18, 2019

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Marlynna

Marlynna girls want to be her and guys wish she was theirs… Glamorous Sporty Insanely Sexy Smart What more can you ask for? People always want to know about her… She makes the perfect GIRLFRIEND, and always surprises you with how much she knows. She makes you feel like NO ONE ELSE, only she gets you. If you don’t tell her how you feel you’ll be kicking yourself in the ass when she goes out with some jerkface!

"Did you see Marlynna today she looks hella bad!" "Dam wish I could be going out with Marlynna!"

Marlynna by adamjose January 6, 2012

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Manlybanisters

Variety of internet troll Fat, middle aged, unemployed and unemployable and ugly divorced woman who seeks attention by internet sites and looking for attention. Obsessed with talking about her aging genitals and female plumbing and occasionally justifying it by claiming her genitals are a feminist issue. May post nude pictures concealing as much fat and stretch marks as possible so that very sexually desperate men will contact her.

Can be found on gay porn sites, dating sites, porn sites, sexuality forums.

Believes being middle aged, having had sex and being female makes her insights valuable.

May engage in sexual relations with the elderly, intellectually disabled or obese in return for their support on internet forums.

Don't start the manlybanisters talking about squirting and periods, she's around here somewhere

Manlybanisters by Hickboy12 July 29, 2011

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Manly Tear

A single outlet of restrained emotion. A manly tear, if used sparingly, is so powerful, so profound, that everyone around you is moved by your undeniable badassery. It is a show that a beast, no matter how savage, has a heart that is capable of feeling. A Manly Tear (so awesome it needs to be capitalized) demonstrate the control, and the precision of a man's character, as he is willing to skirt the lines of tasteful shows of emotion and uncontrollable babbling. Lesser men are incapable of such restraint, and therefore cannot shed a Manly Tear.

Aragorn sheds a single Manly Tear at the passing of Boromir, son of Gondor

Manly Tear by bewbsaws May 13, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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