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mazdabator 

A middle aged man that is stuck in the past with the thought of again buying a Mazda rotary powered car, but it will never happen
My uncle always is such a mazdabator always looking for another old Mazda even though he has 3 kids and no time on his hands.
mazdabator by Jaxonking September 18, 2022

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.
The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) 

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

Mastabatorial 

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
Mastabatorial by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
One who reads wikipedia all the time and cant control the excitement, so he/she masturbates while he/she thinks their roommates are asleep.
Man I could not sleep at all last night, that freakin malabator kept me up.
malabator by Cadet A April 8, 2007

Mastabatory System 

The hands and genitals of ones body.
"Theirs no point in buying anymore porn, my Mastabatory System is down atm"

"God damn, I broke my arm and I just subscribe to this new pron site"

"I don't need you! My Mastabatory System works better by myself anyways."