mayshew 

a Southern homeless drunk, so-called because they often slur their words when they begin their pitch: "Mayshew a queshion?"

"let's cross the street, there's a pile of mayshews up there . . . um, y'all"

i put the last bit in so it would sound Southern.

mayshew by bippitybob October 16, 2008

Mayhew

Pronounced (MAY - hue), alt: "mayhews", "mayhewed", "mayhewing"

-verb (used without object)
1. To acquire far greater value in draft picks or player talent than one gives up in exchange for player talent or draft picks.

-verb (used with object)
2. To entice one to give up draft picks or player value in exchange for lesser value; to swindle one out of player talent or draft value.

-noun
3. The act of mayhewing or an instance of mayhewing in an NFL trade.

The Lions upgraded their offensive line with some successful mayhewing in the Rob Sims trade.

Mr. Jones was mayhewed by the Detroit Lions in the Roy Williams trade.

The Lions really pulled a mayhew when they acquired a 10-6 quality talented quarterback for a mere 7th round draft pick.

Mayhew by ZWC11 April 6, 2010

mayhewing 

To speak with great authority and conviction on a topic that you know absolutely fuck all about.

Mayhewing: A person who is a know it all on any topic. Creates the impression that he or she has a deep understanding of the topic whilst actually not having a clue. Experienced Mayhewers will secretly consult google during a discussion and use the information gathered as their own.

mayhewing by Pieletjies June 9, 2018

Dirty Mayhew 

The act of inserting as many baby marshmallows as possible into your sleeping girlfriend's vagina.

Girlfriend: "why do I have baby marshmallows in my vagina?"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"

Dirty Mayhew by bob shnyder is a toothpic May 12, 2020

Mayhew

Being a savage.

The Mayhew"s will get the crap out you they are real savages.

Mayhew by Razor Ramon 12 September 6, 2017

Mayhew

A person with the last name mahew is normally associated with have a large penis and a big bum.

“Oh look at mr mayhew, he’s got such a big bum!”

Mayhew by Toesarenice March 5, 2021

alex mayhew 

my mum that bullied me in year eight by calling me skilly

yo mamma that girls being an alex mayhew

alex mayhew by ewoheille October 24, 2020