Mayhew

Pronounced (MAY - hue), alt: "mayhews", "mayhewed", "mayhewing"

-verb (used without object)
1. To acquire far greater value in draft picks or player talent than one gives up in exchange for player talent or draft picks.

-verb (used with object)
2. To entice one to give up draft picks or player value in exchange for lesser value; to swindle one out of player talent or draft value.

-noun
3. The act of mayhewing or an instance of mayhewing in an NFL trade.

The Lions upgraded their offensive line with some successful mayhewing in the Rob Sims trade.

Mr. Jones was mayhewed by the Detroit Lions in the Roy Williams trade.

The Lions really pulled a mayhew when they acquired a 10-6 quality talented quarterback for a mere 7th round draft pick.

by ZWC11 April 6, 2010

Mayhew

Being a savage.

The Mayhew"s will get the crap out you they are real savages.

by Razor Ramon 12 September 6, 2017

Mayhew

A person with the last name mahew is normally associated with have a large penis and a big bum.

“Oh look at mr mayhew, he’s got such a big bum!”

by Toesarenice March 5, 2021

mayhew

throwing your toys out the pram, losing it, generally faffing about in an uncaring way

right I.ve had enough of this I'm gonna start smashing things (chucking a mayhew)

by chipthechap December 13, 2009

Dirty Mayhew

The act of inserting as many baby marshmallows as possible into your sleeping girlfriend's vagina.

Girlfriend: "why do I have baby marshmallows in my vagina?"
Boyfriend: "you fell asleep early, so I dirty mayhew'd you"

by bob shnyder is a toothpic May 12, 2020

alex mayhew

my mum that bullied me in year eight by calling me skilly

yo mamma that girls being an alex mayhew

by ewoheille October 24, 2020

Mahew

When you can’t say “Mathew” with the “t” resulting in “Mahew”.

Person 1: Hey! Where the fuck is Mahew?

Person 2: You mean Mathew? Yeah I saw him eating dirt by the river.

by Mr Fondler December 26, 2020