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Short/Slang for "Maybe If"
"Hey can we hang out on Friday?"
"Mayf I'm not busy sure"
Mayf by Golden125 August 17, 2022

Mayf Nutter 

When one goes skinny dipping with a sibling/cousin and provides sexual favors to the other while in a state of the original confederacy. Cowboy hats and boots are optional. This must be done in a small stream or creek preferably on private land. Spectators (family) are encouraged.
Hey kids, why don't you go Mayf Nutter later in the river, I will grab ma and meet you there!
Mayf Nutter by C0kBl0k November 22, 2011

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

Mayflower Mentality 

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two
“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”
Mayflower Mentality by maxandbeo March 23, 2018

Max mayfield 

The hottest person you will ever see on any tv show, she is played by Sadie sink the best,prettiest,most beautiful person you will ever lay eyes on
Max mayfield is hotter than the sun

Mayfair wankpit 

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.
Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.
Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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