mayf

(Noun) What you call someone who is acting hella dumb, as if to the point of a mental disability

God, Chad, you’re a mayf after getting 2+2 wrong.

mayf by Mayf May 8, 2019

Mayf

Short/Slang for "Maybe If"

"Hey can we hang out on Friday?"
"Mayf I'm not busy sure"

Mayf by Golden125 August 17, 2022

Mayf Nutter 

When one goes skinny dipping with a sibling/cousin and provides sexual favors to the other while in a state of the original confederacy. Cowboy hats and boots are optional. This must be done in a small stream or creek preferably on private land. Spectators (family) are encouraged.

Hey kids, why don't you go Mayf Nutter later in the river, I will grab ma and meet you there!

Mayf Nutter by C0kBl0k November 22, 2011

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Mayflower Mentality 

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two

“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”

Mayflower Mentality by maxandbeo March 23, 2018

Max mayfield 

The hottest person you will ever see on any tv show, she is played by Sadie sink the best,prettiest,most beautiful person you will ever lay eyes on

Max mayfield is hotter than the sun

Max mayfield by Madmaxisbetterthanyou June 28, 2022

Mayfair wankpit 

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.

Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.

Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012