mayf

(Noun) What you call someone who is acting hella dumb, as if to the point of a mental disability

God, Chad, you’re a mayf after getting 2+2 wrong.

by Mayf May 8, 2019

Mayf Nutter

When one goes skinny dipping with a sibling/cousin and provides sexual favors to the other while in a state of the original confederacy. Cowboy hats and boots are optional. This must be done in a small stream or creek preferably on private land. Spectators (family) are encouraged.

Hey kids, why don't you go Mayf Nutter later in the river, I will grab ma and meet you there!

by C0kBl0k November 22, 2011

Mayf

Short/Slang for "Maybe If"

"Hey can we hang out on Friday?"
"Mayf I'm not busy sure"

by Golden125 August 17, 2022