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(Noun) What you call someone who is acting hella dumb, as if to the point of a mental disability
God, Chad, you’re a mayf after getting 2+2 wrong.
mayf by Mayf May 8, 2019
Words you can keep
Short/Slang for "Maybe If"
"Hey can we hang out on Friday?"
"Mayf I'm not busy sure"
Mayf by Golden125 August 17, 2022

Mayf Nutter 

When one goes skinny dipping with a sibling/cousin and provides sexual favors to the other while in a state of the original confederacy. Cowboy hats and boots are optional. This must be done in a small stream or creek preferably on private land. Spectators (family) are encouraged.
Hey kids, why don't you go Mayf Nutter later in the river, I will grab ma and meet you there!
Mayf Nutter by C0kBl0k November 22, 2011

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

Mayflower Mentality 

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two
“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”
Mayflower Mentality by maxandbeo March 23, 2018

Max mayfield 

The hottest person you will ever see on any tv show, she is played by Sadie sink the best,prettiest,most beautiful person you will ever lay eyes on
Max mayfield is hotter than the sun

Mayfair wankpit 

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.
Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.
Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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