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Used to describe something that is cramped in a small space.
Man: bloodyhell it's mayfaired on this bus.
otherman:yeah man i blame labour.
Mayfaired by Jimsy June 23, 2006
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When a player, in the game of Monopoly (British version), is forced to declare him/herself bunkrupt after landing on Mayfair owned by other player. Upon declaring oneself bankrupt, the owner of Mayfair adornes a top hat and performs a Cleveland Steamer on the losing player.

Not part of the official rules, but enjoyed by Aristocrats nationwide.
Person 1: Why does my Monopoly board sell of dookie and ass juice?

Person 2: Sorry, pal. I got Mayfaired last night by a mate with ass cancer.
Mayfaired by JinkyWinky May 30, 2011
A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!
check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!
Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

Mayfair wankpit 

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.
Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.
Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012

Mayfair County South Carolina 

Mayfair County South Carolina is a server in the FiveM Role-playing community that it's mostly known for its FailRP. Whether it be someone ramming everyone off the road (VDM) or someone killing everybody in the server (RDM). The server will always be known for it.
*Example Player* joined the server.
*Example Player* has killed everyone
*Example Player* gets banned for 30 days by *Example Admin* - Mayfair County South Carolina

Mayfair Pennsylvania 

A neighborhood in Philadelphia that is tough as shit. If u talk shit on Mayfair u get fucked up. Every weekend we get fucked up with kids from many other neighborhoods. This is because Mayfair is the shit. Jeans Pizza1
Hey Tony i just called Mayfair bitches.
Mayfair Pennsylvania?
yea
U did what?
Smack
Thats what u get for talking shit on Mayfair bitch
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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