Mayfaired

Used to describe something that is cramped in a small space.

Man: bloodyhell it's mayfaired on this bus.
otherman:yeah man i blame labour.

Mayfaired by Jimsy June 23, 2006

Mayfaired

When a player, in the game of Monopoly (British version), is forced to declare him/herself bunkrupt after landing on Mayfair owned by other player. Upon declaring oneself bankrupt, the owner of Mayfair adornes a top hat and performs a Cleveland Steamer on the losing player.

Not part of the official rules, but enjoyed by Aristocrats nationwide.

Person 1: Why does my Monopoly board sell of dookie and ass juice?

Person 2: Sorry, pal. I got Mayfaired last night by a mate with ass cancer.

Mayfaired by JinkyWinky May 30, 2011

Mayared 

A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!

check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!

Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Mayfair wankpit 

A restaurant in central London that looks to provide obsequious, over-bearing service and second rate food at prices that only expense account carrying bankers can afford.

Only a banker of Giles' ludicrous lack of taste would choose a Mayfair Wankpit like this.

Mayfair wankpit by stanleybalds September 22, 2012

Mayfair County South Carolina 

Mayfair County South Carolina is a server in the FiveM Role-playing community that it's mostly known for its FailRP. Whether it be someone ramming everyone off the road (VDM) or someone killing everybody in the server (RDM). The server will always be known for it.

*Example Player* joined the server.
*Example Player* has killed everyone
*Example Player* gets banned for 30 days by *Example Admin* - Mayfair County South Carolina

Mayfair County South Carolina by Cpl. Edward Johnson July 7, 2019

Mayfair Pennsylvania 

A neighborhood in Philadelphia that is tough as shit. If u talk shit on Mayfair u get fucked up. Every weekend we get fucked up with kids from many other neighborhoods. This is because Mayfair is the shit. Jeans Pizza1

Hey Tony i just called Mayfair bitches.
Mayfair Pennsylvania?
yea
U did what?
Smack
Thats what u get for talking shit on Mayfair bitch

Mayfair Pennsylvania by ndsbvdnsbvhd April 8, 2011