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Maidenless 

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.
Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft
Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless 

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.
Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed
Maidenless by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

Maidenless 

"Maidenless" is a term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware game titled Elden Ring. It is a combination between the word "Maiden" and "Less" which combined could be translated as someone who doesn't have a lover/wife/mistress
"Unfortunately for you however, you are Maidenless"
Maidenless by Zelvaro March 5, 2022

Maidenless Behaviour 

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet
1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

Maidenless 

A term originating in the 2022 title "Elden Ring". An NPC calls the main character maidenless. It is another way of calling someone single, or a virgin.
You however, are maidenless.

maidenless 

Term originated from the 2022 fromsoftware title else ring. Typically used to call someone a virgin or single.
Unfortunately for you however you are Maidenless.
maidenless by Mikado Vaxus February 27, 2022
Word of the Day on March 7, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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