maycumber

An amazing person with great looks that super smart but will never get the perfect summer bod,and they also love spongebob

The maycumber sent Funny memes

by Hahahahaha Jackson May 16, 2017

Rusty McCumber

A sexual act that involves an unexpected 69. Where the man is unwillingly placed in a position that involves oral sex on the female vagina.

Bob: "Last night i got caught off guard when my gf was giving me head. She swung her body around my dick, and told me to hop to it"--
Bob's Friend--"Dude, you got a Rusty McCumber??!!"

by dirtyPan March 8, 2011

mancumber

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

by BrettS June 25, 2005

marcuberous

Marcuberous loves pushing his crush into the pool.

Did you see that guy push his crush in the pool? What a Marcuberous.

by jaquaverbus November 15, 2017

mancumbered

Encumbered by having a bf

I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time

by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019

Marcuberous

The kind of guy who only goes after girls who look exactly the same.

Damn, are they back together?

No, different girl, he is just such a marcuberous

by Marcuberous June 4, 2018

Chubby Mudcumber

A girthy shit.

My pipes can't handle your chubby mudcumbers. Poop outside.

by steamrollersam December 5, 2018