maycumber 

An amazing person with great looks that super smart but will never get the perfect summer bod,and they also love spongebob

The maycumber sent Funny memes

maycumber by Hahahahaha Jackson May 16, 2017

Rusty McCumber

A sexual act that involves an unexpected 69. Where the man is unwillingly placed in a position that involves oral sex on the female vagina.

Bob: "Last night i got caught off guard when my gf was giving me head. She swung her body around my dick, and told me to hop to it"--
Bob's Friend--"Dude, you got a Rusty McCumber??!!"

Rusty McCumber by dirtyPan March 8, 2011

mancumber 

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

mancumber by BrettS June 25, 2005

marcuberous 

Marcuberous loves pushing his crush into the pool.

Did you see that guy push his crush in the pool? What a Marcuberous.

marcuberous by jaquaverbus November 15, 2017

mancumbered 

Encumbered by having a bf

I would have loved to date you, but you were mancumbered at the time

mancumbered by transphasic1981 July 29, 2019

Marcuberous 

The kind of guy who only goes after girls who look exactly the same.

Damn, are they back together?

No, different girl, he is just such a marcuberous

Marcuberous by Marcuberous June 4, 2018

Chubby Mudcumber 

A girthy shit.

My pipes can't handle your chubby mudcumbers. Poop outside.

Chubby Mudcumber by steamrollersam December 5, 2018