A sexual act that involves an unexpected 69. Where the man is unwillingly placed in a position that involves oral sex on the female vagina.
Bob: "Last night i got caught off guard when my gf was giving me head. She swung her body around my dick, and told me to hop to it"--
Bob's Friend--"Dude, you got a Rusty McCumber??!!"
An amazing man who is kind and generous. Micheals make amazing lovers, and are very romantic. Many people admire Micheals and wish that they could be a Micheal, or were dating a Micheal. Micheals are generally very intelligent. Micheals tend to fall for girls hard and fast. Micheal will share a kind of love that can usually only be seen in fairytales. They may go through many trials but they will always love eachother no matter what happens. Micheals are amazing and everyone should know this. Any girl that has a Micheal fall in love with her should understand how lucky she really is.
Person 1 "You know that guy Micheal McComber"
Person 2 "ya, he's amazing"
Person 1 "I know, I wish he was my boyfriend or could be my husband"
Person 2 "Only someone very special could be the one that gets to be with such amazing, wonderful, sexy. kind man like Micheal McComber"
Noah McComber is the hottest person you’ll ever meet. While he does football and baseball, he’s extremely athletic. He might be simple and a little dumb but he makes up for that in the best ways. Noah is the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. If you start dating one, never let him go.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.