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Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.
*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
Mayang is the name of a stunning beautiful girl, mayang will always be the perfect one. You will always compare yourself to her wondering how lucky she was, literally blessed by the gods with her perfect looks and personality. She is the type of person that will be quite shy, but as you get to know her you will instantly love her. She has a strong personality, and won't be scared to show it to you. In relationships, mayang always tends to give more love than she receives. conclusion, she's one of God's favourites.
mayang is cute af
I wish I could be mayang
mayang by doodledick69 November 7, 2019

Dirty Maya

That bo$$ a$$ bitch. She love anyone and everyone — a sweetheart. She got a wild side though, but she ain’t a hoe. She’s hot asf but doesn’t think she is. Maya has style and knows how to outshine — but she doesn’t have an ego about it.
“I knew she seemed different, gave me real Dirty Maya vibes”
Dirty Maya by yourgramps April 12, 2020
Mayah is one of the most gorgeous fun loving girls you will ever come across. She often struggles with her insecurities and will occasionally feel like everyone and everything hates her so if you are friends with a Mayah make sure you reassure her that you love her and care for her. Mayah cares very deeply for anyone she is close to, she will do anything for the ones she loves especially her family. Mayah gets along with strangers very easily and is a social butterfly. she will also tries to avoid conflict as much as she can because she hates being in the middle, she just wants to make everyone happy. Even though Mayah may come across as a very bubbly and happy person, she really does struggle with deeper issues and can't seem to take her mind of the negative things, she finds it hard to speak out about her problems because she doesn't want to be a burden. if you want to get information out of a Mayah 80% of the time you're going to have to ask. Even though Mayah may not love herself very much she gives so much love to everyone she meets, if you're dating a Mayah consider yourself to be one lucky human because this girl will love you no matter what. If you come across a Mayah don't let her go because she is so special.
-'Who is that lovely girl over there?'
-' Thats Mayah'
-'Oh wow she is so fine'
Mayah by hoodoovoodoo August 12, 2019

Maya markdown

An attempt to get into a girls pants by discounting their car insurance.
Maya: "You did me a solid with that , uh, Maya markdown on my insurance."
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."
Maya markdown by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

malafunkshun 

1. A word commonly used on the island of Guam to describe anything or anyone that is messed up not working or dumb. Also used when making a joking comment or describing someone who does something stupid.

2. A popular radio trio on the island of Guam.
"My tv is malafunkshun." "Joe acts like a monkey! That guy is malafunkshun!"
malafunkshun by mark_alan August 9, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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