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mandibating

action of a longlegged spider rapidly bobbing up and down on the spot - usually in a corner of the ceiling.- for no apparent reason except maybe to unnerve the viewer
''eeww! look a spider''
''what the hell is it doing''?
''it's being weird..it's...it's..mandibating''
''oh god i hope it's not getting ready to leap''
''AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH''......runs from room.
by oakie noo January 1, 2011
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Medibating

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.
How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.
by JHorton09 June 1, 2011
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manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.
He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.
by Steve February 1, 2004
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Masdebating

The act of getting sexually aroused from participating in and/or watching debate. This can be any debate, whether political, religious, or who should be the designated driver after everyone gets shitfaced on vodka.
Ricky: Why the fuck does Tom always whip his dick out and start fapping away whenever a presidential debate is on?

Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.

Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.
by FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD October 5, 2013
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maribating

The act of masturbating in the bath tub then proceeding to soak (or "marinate") in your own juices
After a long day of work, Ben spent a solid 3 hours maribating, and never felt better.

Brendan: "hey, is Ben coming out tonight?"
Amanda: "nah, he's got a full night of maribatin' ahead of him"

Kirstyn: "ben, your skin is so soft! Do you moisturize?"
Brendan: "nah, he's a chronic maribator"
by 8BallBates January 17, 2018
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maxibating

Maxibating : Thinking of someone pleasurably until they become available physically.
I tried to see her but she made me wait and I started maxibating until she let me in.
by uj6238 July 27, 2016
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Maninating

I have 5 or 6 cards in my shorts maninating
by Maninator May 5, 2018
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