maxem
If you know a Maxem then you know that he is packing a 40 inch dick. They will fuck your parents, and make you their bitch.
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maxedon
An unnecessarily large amount of verbal diarrhea, often in the form of a social media post. Presented as an authority on a topic, but easily proven wrong.
That Facebook post was a complete maxedon. I can't believe they spent that much time writing that drivel.
maxedon by animaltrainer April 11, 2020
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Malemudas
A pair of flooding jeans snipped into cut-offs by a dude. Malemudas are considered too long to be bermudas, but too short to be deemed capris. Malemudas are commonly worn by male baristas, musicians, hipsters, men with unisex names, or any combination of these.
Jessica: See that barista over there?
Ariel: Which one?
Jessica: The hipster with the soul patch and the malemudas.
Ariel: Yeah. His name is probably Kelley. And he probably plays bass.
Ariel: Which one?
Jessica: The hipster with the soul patch and the malemudas.
Ariel: Yeah. His name is probably Kelley. And he probably plays bass.
Malemudas by DariaMorgendorffer January 4, 2013
Maxima
She is the prettiest person of the world and the sweetest girl you ever met. She has a beautiful personality, gorgeous eyes and is the best person that’ll ever happen to you. She thinks she’s ugly but you know she isn’t just tell her compliments about her and she’ll gain more self confindence. She is also very talented but also shy at the first moment you met her, just speak to her (or she’ll speak to you) and you’ll love her. If you get to know her better she is open minded, funny and has a beautiful soul. Maxima is THE girl next door. She cares more about others than about herself and if she feels bad she tries to smile and hide her pain. Maxima make friends easily but she also get rid of toxic people quickly. Every girl wants to be her friend and every guy wants to have her at his side. If you find a Maxima, hold on to her because you’ll regret if you lose her!
Guy: Wow! Did you see her, who is this?
Boy: This is Maxima! I love her.
Guy: Do you think I can ask her out?
Boy: She’s already mine, sorry!
Boy: This is Maxima! I love her.
Guy: Do you think I can ask her out?
Boy: She’s already mine, sorry!
Maxima by strangerfromthisworld January 8, 2019
maxence
Maxence is the best guy you will ever meet. He is funny, amazing, mysterious and all qualities that you can dream of. He has his own world and he will take you with him.
He has a beautiful and open mind and he will make you feel like you're the one that make the Univers bright.
He has a beautiful and open mind and he will make you feel like you're the one that make the Univers bright.
"I feel like I miss Something in my life..."
"Oh, and what do you think it is ?"
"I don't know, Something bright and fabulous... like a Maxence"
"Oh, and what do you think it is ?"
"I don't know, Something bright and fabulous... like a Maxence"
maxence by Fabulousteam June 6, 2017