maxemillion 

Olympic medalist so he qualifies to be here.
Mom failed to spell his name right so there's only one.
Named after Maximillion Sterling from Robotech.
Is a bitch.

"my name isn't Maxemelon. It's Max-e-million. Maxemillion."

maxemillion by anonymous August 5, 2024

maximillionmus

A witty and skilled man in the act of being toxic. Normally this person will join online video games just for the sole purpose of being toxic.

Toxic Player: Your all fucking garbage, go and fucking kys nerds, you have gay, shut the hell your mouth oh yeah yeah
Steve: Can you just stop being toxic, your like a maximillionmus

maximillionmus by How to Train Your Wagon July 16, 2018

Maximilliano 

The best of the best, the top of the top. A powerful person usually focused in politics and music. Has great knowledge and comprehension will defend himself intellectually no matter what. Despite being smart he is also great in bed and has a long cock. Always get to know a Maximilliano.

"I tried arguing with Maximilliano about something earlier, he kicked my ass intellectually!"

Or

"Man that Maximilliano kid is cool I bet he can lay down some sick riffs on the guitar'

Maximilliano by Fenderguitars November 18, 2013

Maximillian 

Very cool guy, often known for being a good musician, extremely good in bed, very sweet, sensitive, caring and sexy.
Often found doing very strange things but liked amongst everyone.
Also a very very good kisser.

Grace: Hey i banged maximillian on the weekend
Girl: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!
Grace: Yeah, he was amazing.

Maximillian by sexygurlsex123 September 29, 2011

Maximillian 

He's way to cool for school and he knows it. He is without doubt the sexiest mother fucker in the room right now. He has the ability to be doing absolutely nothing, and still look so damn good. He doesnt even need to tell you about how huge his penis is because everyone already knows it. He's a natural leader in bed. Is a serious bad ass who always fights above his weight class. Is never seen with anyone under 18, even though he may not be 18. He is wanted in 3 countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 172 countries by most women. He attends all of the parties going on. All of them. He's one hot piece of ass that all of the girls want to get at. He's on a first name basis with all the ladies, all the time. It's said that he is in fact too hot for TV. If your not hanging out with Max Nielsen right now..Then fuck you.

Ex. Hey, why is that guy so much better at everything than me?

That would be because his name is Maximillian and yours is not..

Maximillian by knoinstien August 20, 2012

Maximillian 

The most clever, hilarious, entertaining best buddy to walk the earth. He beatboxes to the beat of a lady crossing the street and makes anyone feel special by their "flaws"

1: "What is that beautiful music?"
2: "Its Maximillian beat-boxing Better off alone by Alice Deejay!!"

Maximillian by ThinnHairgoddesss January 24, 2009

Maximillian 

The apex of ultimate, one step better than "Maximilian". A unique form of the name "Maximilian", with 2 L's. Amazing in bed, a natural leader, holds a lot of power.

My name is Maximillian, that's all you really need to know.

Oh that guy? He's Maximillian......... yeah I know, he's a sexy mother fucker.

Maximillian by warning label July 7, 2008