mawrter

Nickname for a student at Bryn Mawr College. Bryn Mawr women often call eachother "Mawrters", with twinkling & ironic emphasis on the similarity to the word "martyr". Also muttered bitterly by scruffy, insecure, virginal Haverford men who fail to secure the affections of these goddesses of Bryn Mawr's cloistered "gothic castle" community. Haverford women tend to eye-roll and wander off in disgust when confronted with whiny Haverford men fresh from Mawrter-rejection. They are often so turned off by this display that they resort to dating Yale or Harvard (or---God forbid!---Swarthmore) men out of pure spite. Some adventurous Haverford women date Bryn Mawr women and avoid spoiled, self-obsessed Haverford men completely.

"Oh---glorious Spring! All Mawrters down to the Maypole at once!"

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"I am SO into this gorgeous Mawrter, but she told me she only dates Haverford WOMEN!"

by poppysister August 21, 2006

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Marters

To be love lost, in touch with ones emotions. Also used to express a state of anger towards others.

Wow, I can't believe my buddy is bailing on drinking to go see the English Patient with his new girlfriend. You know he told her he loved her the first week...that so marters.

Wow I've never seen everyone so angry at one person, why do they marter him so much?

by Perogie red November 5, 2011

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marterria

The most amazing person in the world and is Sexc asf

Why is Marterria so Sexc.

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Wal Marter

Somebody who WalMarts- the act of doing annoying things in a public shop/line/etc..for example, stopping right in front of someone, bumping into someone and not apologizing, or teenagers who just don't shut up and move.

Ugh, our tour bus toured with a high school field trip, and while we tried to go sightseeing, they kept WalMarting us by walking slow and shoving each other! Stupid Wal Marters.

by WalMart'd Daily June 11, 2009

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