Marters 

To be love lost, in touch with ones emotions. Also used to express a state of anger towards others.

Wow, I can't believe my buddy is bailing on drinking to go see the English Patient with his new girlfriend. You know he told her he loved her the first week...that so marters.

Wow I've never seen everyone so angry at one person, why do they marter him so much?

Marters by Perogie red November 5, 2011

Nothing matters anymore. 

Nothing matters anymore — The obvious nihilistic statement that will ultimately define the Post Truth Trump Era. With a growing ability to use Artificial Intelligence to both creates images and voices, subjective reality will be easily questioned driving further riffs in American culture. We have moved from the “Everybody Gets a Trophy Era” into “The All Opinions are Equal Era”. Gods help us all.

Using “ Nothing matters anymore.” In a sentence:

In the post truth World postulated by both Kellyanne “Alternative Facts” Conway; and, Rudi “Truth Isn’t Truth” Giuliani nothing matters anymore — especially nihilism. And I’m looking at you Fox News.

Nothing matters anymore. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others 

A quote from Noah Centineo at the People’s Choice Awards 2019. No one quite understands what he meant, and it has become a joke.

“It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others“-Noah Centineo 2019

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others by nopebye November 13, 2019

james marsters 

The guy who plays "spike" in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

girl 1: what's with spike's white hair?
girl 2: james marsters is hott,don't cuss his hair.

james marsters by Nastaran January 19, 2006

jasmine masters 

Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.

"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."

jasmine masters by SomebitchnamedDeltrese April 18, 2018

country matters 

old slang term for sexual relations.

I write separately only because it would be a shame to not quote Shakespeare on this one.

Hamlet: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Ophelia: No, my lord.
Hamlet: I mean my head upon your lap.
Ophelia: Aye, my lord.
Hamlet: Or did you think I meant country matters?
Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord.
Hamlet: That's a fair thought, to lie between maid's legs.

country matters by [e-mail] February 22, 2009

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.

My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

The Masters Softie by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017