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A boss at sex, loves to eat out women. Sexy as fuck! Very aggressive, loves fighting, but also has a kind heart. Makes you wanna have an orgasm by just looking at them. BEAUTIFUL in every aspect (:
I was at this one party, and a matzke came out scrappin and it was his own boy, wtf!
matzke by haterrrrs. December 19, 2010
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A boss at sex, loves to eat out women. Sexy as fuck! Very aggressive, loves fighting, but also has a kind heart. Makes you wanna have an orgasm by just looking at them. BEAUTIFUL in every aspect (:
I was at this one party, and a matzke came out scrappin and it was his own boy, wtf!
matzke by haterrrrs. December 19, 2010
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elijah matzke 

A VSCO Boyfriend
elijah matzke is the sweetest boyfriend.
elijah matzke by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Eli Matzke 

A VSCO Boy who loves pickles, he is also in love with a VSCO Nightbot
Eli Matzke and Nightbot make a cute couple.
Eli Matzke by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Winston Matzke 

A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.
Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!
Winston Matzke by YTHacker August 22, 2019

gannon matzke 

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!
My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.
gannon matzke by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022

Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.
Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"
Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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