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mazkev is a group of three trans kids (maria, zach, and kevyn). gay sex is their priority and they enjoy to look and ask for maria to accept their insta follow requests. they also enjoy to be weird and call maria thicc (duh) and yes they are good people

jk they ain’t FHSKSKDKS

jk ig they are xoxo :/
omg mazkev are so cool

yes omg i saw them fuck each other

hold on did maria join?

nah it was only zach and kevyn

oh she thicc doe

yeah rumor is she a virgin
mazkev by uh weirdo hehe June 8, 2020
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gay porn lovers who also practice the art of sex. they fuck each other expect maria cuz she a virgin. maria is thicc and kevyn and zach are like “accept it” cuz they wanna follow her b she says no cuz she wants attention.zach is a bbg and kevyn is a platypus. they like to fuck each other w dildos and then fart bc it’s yum. they also like to pee on thy’s mouth. which is honeslty sexc.
“omg did u see the gc’s trio?”
“yuh mazkev”
“apparently they weird man”
“yuh i heard kevyn’s a platypus”
“factz bbg zach is royalty”
“yuh queen”
“mazkev is thicc”

“fr”
“what does it even stand for?”
“maria zach and kevyn”
mazkev by uh weirdo hehe June 8, 2020
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markevius 

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