matze

microscopic in size

matze by Anonymous March 15, 2003

matze

mat-ze; to matze, to matze someone with something, IN the mat-ze, mat-ze-rbation

matze by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Room-mate-from-hell 

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.

Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.

Room-mate-from-hell by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005

Matzerbator 

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

Matea 

Matea is a super smart girl who knows what she wants. She is sometimes insecure about her looks, but only when intiminated. She is super sweet and will make you laugh whether she tries to or not. she will get married to her guy bestfriend whether she knows it or not. She puts up wall around her to avoid being hurt but takes it down only when she feels close to you. In need of advice? Ask a Matea. Need someone to cheer you up? Go to a Matea. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Need someone to go skydiving with? Matea will be up for it. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Just don't get on her bad side, she isn't afraid to cuss you out and speak her mind. her stubbornness can sometimes get the best of her but she really is the sweetest. If you are ever lucky enough to find your way into a Matea' s heart I promise you, you will stay there forever. NEVER. EVER let her go. You will never know how much she really means to you until you lose her.

Guy: Oml she is gorgeous
Friend: Has to be a Matea. No cap
Girl: She isn't that good looking

Matea by Jillpillberry099 May 19, 2020

mate suck 

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.

Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !

mate suck by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019

cheers mate 

Basically "thanks, buddy".

Person 1 *Gives present*
Person 2: Cheers mate!

cheers mate by Omfgthatsstupid September 18, 2016