Matzelle

An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.

Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him

Matzelle by Bobby Valentine February 16, 2005

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Matzelle

Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.

Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.

Matzelle by Matt Matzelle February 17, 2005

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Matzelle • Marzelle • Mattellen

Mattellen

A wonderful smart person

Everyone loves a Mattellen type person

Mattellen by Savage patch kids January 16, 2017

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Marzelle

The type of homosexual who likes to have sex with gay men

Bro, he is such a marzelle, he had a gay orgy last night with black dudes.

Marzelle by InsideMan45 March 13, 2022

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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