Matzelle

An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.

Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him

Matzelle by Bobby Valentine February 16, 2005

Matzelle

Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.

Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.

Matzelle by Matt Matzelle February 17, 2005

Mattellen 

A wonderful smart person

Everyone loves a Mattellen type person

Mattellen by Savage patch kids January 16, 2017

Marzelle 

The type of homosexual who likes to have sex with gay men

Bro, he is such a marzelle, he had a gay orgy last night with black dudes.

Marzelle by InsideMan45 March 13, 2022