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A boss at sex, loves to eat out women. Sexy as fuck! Very aggressive, loves fighting, but also has a kind heart. Makes you wanna have an orgasm by just looking at them. BEAUTIFUL in every aspect (:

I was at this one party, and a matzke came out scrappin and it was his own boy, wtf!

matzke by haterrrrs. December 19, 2010

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matzke

A boss at sex, loves to eat out women. Sexy as fuck! Very aggressive, loves fighting, but also has a kind heart. Makes you wanna have an orgasm by just looking at them. BEAUTIFUL in every aspect (:

I was at this one party, and a matzke came out scrappin and it was his own boy, wtf!

matzke by haterrrrs. December 19, 2010

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elijah matzke

A VSCO Boyfriend

elijah matzke is the sweetest boyfriend.

elijah matzke by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Eli Matzke

A VSCO Boy who loves pickles, he is also in love with a VSCO Nightbot

Eli Matzke and Nightbot make a cute couple.

Eli Matzke by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Winston Matzke

A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.

Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!

Winston Matzke by YTHacker August 22, 2019

gannon matzke

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!

My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.

gannon matzke by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022

Matzerbator

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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