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A Highly deadly eight legged beast that is a potential threat on one's life It is much larger and more ferocious than its Genetic cousin the spider. The Aracnosaurus should never be underestimated. This powerful and deadly Arachnid is not just a skilled hunter but has armed combat and guerilla warfare tactics pulsing through its jurassic DNA. A high pitched scream can stun the Aracnosaurus for a few brief seconds, so this window of opportunity should never be missed. Run, run run, close the doors and seal the door into the location of the aracnosaurus with bath towels, masking tape, cotton wool, coats...Whatever you happen to have in close proximity. Place a warning notice on the sealed door to Alert all fellow humans. Then call in a Fully hazmat suited professional. I have found it wise to avoid that room after it's liberation just in case any of the infantry remain!
It wasn't a spider that I saw, it was an Aracnosaurus! They're very poisonous as well as being bigger, faster, and harrier than normal spiders! They are more dangerous than any other living predator! So off course I screamed and ran, they bite!
by Mistress Scarlett July 23, 2018
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A Feminised form of Macho, When a female displays stronger abilities in fields usually attributed to being where males dominate. Qualities such as heavy lifting, Tool work across any discipline. (Usage of power tools, football, rugby, the list can be quite wide and varied.
She went upstairs with her toolbag over her shoulder,ready to fix the plumbing. Her companion with his bag of hairdressing tools exclaimed
"Talk about gender role reversal with our tool bags! You have more power tools than all the boys I know! You really do Love to Mrscho it up!!"
by Mistress Scarlett March 02, 2019
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A person who is both mature and adolescent
The kids love spending time with their Auntie. Her maturlescent attitude makes her fun and responsible.
by Mistress Scarlett June 05, 2018
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