Definitions by DelusionsOfAdequacy
MAMsquatch
An all-natural, unschooling, ex-vax, alternative medicine promoting, middle aged, sanctiMama. She despises anything mainstream and believes free birthing a large litter is the only way to mom the hardest. Her no shave, not ever mantra, all-natural deodorant, and charcoal toothpaste leave her smelling of bo and gingivitis.
Mamsquatch over there, wants to talk to a manager about acustomer who asked why her kid wasn't in school right now while shamelessly bottle feeding her own baby.
MAMsquatch by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 27, 2019
ex-vaxxer
An individual who used to love and care about their children but discovered that sacrificing those children to potentially deadly diseases would earn them instant street cred with woke parents, immediately make them smarter than doctors and scientists around the world, and provide a larger pool of potential downlines for their MLM essential oils business.
Some idiot anti-vaxxers are trying to Rebrand themselves and insist on being called "ex-vaxxers" now.
ex-vaxxer by DelusionsOfAdequacy January 3, 2019
ex-vaxxer
An individual who used to love and care about their children but discovered that sacrificing those children to potentially deadly diseases would earn them instant street cred with woke parents, immediately make them smarter than doctors and scientists around the world, and provide a larger pool of potential downlines for their MLM essential oils business.
Some idiot anti-vaxxers are trying to Rebrand themselves and insist on being called "ex-vaxxers" now.
ex-vaxxer by DelusionsOfAdequacy January 3, 2019