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Maisifysexual 

To be sexually attracted to one named, Maisify - A distinctive internet persona she has; Seen on the deepest depths of the internet, known as 4chan, crystal.cafe or incel.is
“Did you hear about what Maisify posted on /icg/? she has me daboooooooooonking!

“you are maisifysexual”

mattiesexual 

When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality
Wow i’m so mattiesexual, why must they be so sexy with such a great personality?
mattiesexual by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021

Maisies3xua1 

Someone who is attracted to someone who looks like a male but not a girl with male genetalia.
“I wasn’t sure how to word it before but I’ve discovered I’m maisies3xua1.”
“She looks like an ms3xua1.”

“They’re starting to add Ms3xua1 to teach in schools.”
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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