Mattheosexual
Mattheosexual by dracoxmalfoy December 31, 2020
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matthewsexual
someone who is in love with just matthew gray gubler. they have love for only matthew gray gubler and nobody else.
matthewsexual by matthewgraygublerisdaddy August 20, 2020
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mattrosexual
a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.
mattrosexual by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005
Matthewsexual
He’s so handsome at the point where everyone looks like real life ogres. He’s all you can think about. He’s everything
Matthewsexual by vaxyrie December 27, 2022
Mattressexual
Meh·tris·cex·ual~
⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~
⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.
⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~
⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.
"Man I gotta hit they hay, ya'know what I mean?"
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"
"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"
"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."
Mattressexual by PsychAnon January 18, 2023
matthewsexual
the love for only matthew. thinking of being with any other person seems disgusting and is unwanted. this sexuality only applies to dad. the relationship is very artsthetic and gets a 10/10 from sun❤️
matthewsexual by lesbean chicken October 11, 2020
mattiesexual
When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality
mattiesexual by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021
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