matthewsexual

someone who is in love with just matthew gray gubler. they have love for only matthew gray gubler and nobody else.

Hey! I’m matthewsexual.

matthewsexual by matthewgraygublerisdaddy August 20, 2020

Matthewsexual

He’s so handsome at the point where everyone looks like real life ogres. He’s all you can think about. He’s everything

I love Matthew so much. I’m Matthewsexual

Matthewsexual by vaxyrie December 27, 2022

matthewsexual

the love for only matthew. thinking of being with any other person seems disgusting and is unwanted. this sexuality only applies to dad. the relationship is very artsthetic and gets a 10/10 from sun❤️

person: what is your sexuality?
dad: i'm matthewsexual

matthewsexual by lesbean chicken October 11, 2020

Mattressexual 

Meh·tris·cex·ual~

⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~

⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.

"Man I gotta hit they hay, ya'know what I mean?"
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"

"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."

Mattressexual by PsychAnon January 18, 2023

Mattheosexual 

That mean you’re tottaly in love whit Mattheo riddle from “possesive” on Wattpad

Random girl- i love mattheo he is so attractive

Me-that mean you’re mattheosexual b!tch

Mattheosexual by dracoxmalfoy December 31, 2020

mattiesexual 

When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality

Wow i’m so mattiesexual, why must they be so sexy with such a great personality?

mattiesexual by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019